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May 23 2018

19:23

thehumorousace:

too-asexy:

aroacejokes:

princesslovesherdaddy:

fivesandsevens:

scoutprouvaire:

schrodingersnerd:

everythingisnightvale:

discontentramblings:

An asexual and pansexual become room-mates and have wacky adventures

The show is called ‘All or Nothing’

Plot twist: the asexual is really super outgoing and is a huge flirt while the pansexual is extremely socially awkward and has trouble ordering coffee let alone getting a date.

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my hand slipped

will reblog until this becomes an actual show

Never not reblog

Netflix make it happen

I’d totally watch this!

Muahahahaha!

It is back!!!

12:28

the-problematic-blender:

avengersincamphalfbloodstardis:

someone: stop quoting John Mulaney all the time

me:

The picture wont load but i know its just him screaming no

12:26
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sangled:

lesbian-yandere:

YALL THEY’RE ADVANCING

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12:25

kylesbogusjourney:

I have this really bad habit of sending two unrelated texts back to back but bridging them with an “also”

So it’ll be like “hey have you seen this funny tweet” quickly followed by “also the news said polio is back”

12:25
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tubacondom:

concheror:

jokerdavis:

HEY THIS IS THE THIRD FLOOR OF THE BUILDING I WORK IN AND THERES A HORSE HERE

07:58

genzstuff:

Baby boomers: your generation is ruining America

Gen Zers: yOuR geNeRAtioN iS rUIninG aMeRicA

02:21
01:55

tryingmybesttodefendjustice:

We need aromantic and asexual representation in the media

We need aromantic and asexual representation in the media

We need aromantic and asexual representation in the media

01:37

apersnicketylemon:

SO I did a lesbian flag redesign because really the community doesn’t actually have one that works really well on a number of levels and represents the full spectrum of lesbianism

The pink flag is… pretty. But it’s also not the ‘lesbian’ flag. It’s the lipstick lesbian flag with the lipstick removed, and it’s kind of messed up that we would take that and try to apply it to the whole community.

It’s also next to impossible to make physical copies of it in a lot of things. Artwork is easy enough, but do you know how hard it is to find that many shades of pink for things like hoodies, scarves, hats, etc?

So here’s my redesign:

Each stripe represents both a part of the lesbian community itself, and part of the history of it.

Purple is for Non binary and trans lesbians, and to represent the violets that were given between women to represent their love.

Pink is for Lipstick and femme lesbians, and to represent the beauty of feminine love

Grey is for ace lesbians, and to represent the difficulty navigating the ‘grey area’ of society, where our love was forbidden and is still rejected by society

Blue is for butch and he/him lesbians, and also represents the way Lesbianism subverts gender norms within society, and the rejection of those norms.

Each stripe represents both members of the community, and how our community exists in society.

01:36

gen-z-culture-is:

Gen z culture is growing up with 90’s technology like vhs and dial up internet and then having a bunch of whiny adults sanctimoniously try to tell you that you can’t remember what it was like to use those things.

May 22 2018

10:16

siberiancheesecake:

beware-the-ravenstag:

rednines:

ghost-at-the-feast:

rednines:

If the purge was real we’d defend one another, burn the debt records and return the commons, not murder each other, nice try Hollywood, your Hobbesian propaganda doesn’t work on me

U really think we’d defend one another?? Are u joking? People would fight for their lives. Steal & hide. They’d take advantage. Not to the extent of the movie, but have u ever seen a riot? God ur so dumb & I hate u for being so naive

Hey have you read a history or political theory or anthropology book that wasn’t written by the Cato institute?

the whole premise of the purge is inherently flawed. it assumes that crime happens because people just want to commit it, when actually most crime is a symptom of societal disenfranchisement. 

yeah, maybe some sociopathic white frat boys would go around terrorizing people because they know there won’t be any consequences, but really, how is that any different than normal?

“HOW IS THAT ANY DIFFERENT FROM NORMAL”

07:59

I’m gonna do an all nighter on thursday

i have an assignment and i have to get it done by friday evening

06:09

anyone else ready to set fire to everything and dance around the bonfire that was the planet until the flames consume the last of the oxygen and we die too?


It sounds like a great plan right now

May 21 2018

23:46

wat r u meant to do when the number 1 thought in ur brain is ‘i wanna b in bed’ but ur already in bed

23:42

missveils:

dorkstar-brat:

My reasons for doing things:

1. Spite
2. The Aesthetic

That’s it.

okay i lied
3. Attention

12:43

y'know what i want to do


i wanna write deep, detailed lore. I wanna set up intricate systems to politics and magic and gods and i wanna publish it and i want people to be interested in it.

Y'know what i don’t wanna have to do first??


write a story in that world.

I wanna write the companion books for the hardcore fans of a series that i never wrote.


Thats never gonna happen but that’s what i’d love most

10:12
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galaxy-starheart:

madmadmilk:

thwiptom:

IM HERE FOR it

just fuckign do it

@alcors-floating-hat

there’s only one thing i care about in that damn movie and if they don’t do it I’m done with marvel because it’s too hard and I’m too tired so I’m just gonna keep ignoring IW forever if they don’t fix it.

05:08

the hottest take

nothing exists and mood swings are the actual fucking worst

04:40

i hope so so much that every single one of you finds a room you can be this happy in. I love this room and the people in it. I really really love this place.


Its a flaming dumpster fire of a student’s association, with a common room down a side corridor nobody looks down, with a shitty fridge and a gross vending machine and I wouldn’t trade it and the people here for anything in the world.

03:57

itsyourboykent:

Imagine the raw energy of Depression vs. Anxiety that would happen if Bo Burnham and John Mulaney did a show together

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